January 2011
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This morning
So I’m sitting at the dining room table eating my breakfast, and my dog is chewing on this stuffed beaver animal toy and I’m just eating, enjoying my life. My dog gets up and leaves behind the beaver and out of the corner of my eye I see the beaver FUCKING MOVE. Undeniably move like it was trying to get up or something. So I whip my head around with tofu hanging out of my mouth and...
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“I went to chapel one time and I had this tube top on but I had a cardigan over...”
– Jenny
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